Mar 23 2009
10 Things I Don’t Want to Hear Anymore
Now that I’ve joined the ranks of “Senior Citizens”, the following are things that I could do without hearing ever again:
1. (from the Doctor) “Well you know, as we get older~~~~~”
2. (from a sales clerk) “I wish I could help you, but ~~~~~~”
3. (on a recorded message) “Press 1 for English”
4. (from the Insurance company) “We’ve reviewed your claim and find that amount is not covered, as described in Section 11, Clause B, paragraph 3 ~~~~~~~~~”
5. (from the Doctor) “Step on the scales please”
6. (from my husband) “Remember that money we invested in that stock last year, well~~~~~~~~~”
7. (from the Stock Broker) “The number you are calling is no longer in service.”
8. (from the Doctor) “Does it hurt when I press here?”
9. (from the airline - when you are on vacation - in a foreign country) “Your luggage seems to be missing ~ we’ll call you when we find it.”
10. (from the auto mechanic) “The cost of the part is only $7.25, but in order to put it on, it will take $300 in labor.”
