Simple Things

     I hereby suggest a new channel be added for our viewing pleasure, in order that the NEWS can actually report NEWS.  I suggest that this new channel be called “SOSOOA” ( same old shit over & over again), so the NEWS channels can find the time to actually report NEW things.

     I’m so freakin tired of hearing about Michael Jackson, whos’ life, death, and afterlife means absolutely nothing more to me than any other human being.  One time of reporting about it is enough already. (If Elvis couldn’t get this kind of coverage ~ then Michael shouldn’t!)

     I also don’t care about the beer bash at the White House. If ever there was a situation blown totally out of proportion and done to death in the news, it’s this one.  Ya’ll just smoke a joint and get over it!!  Speaking of smoking a joint ~ why not just make good old pot legal and let us all get stoned, then the big O can pass whatever piece of crap he wants to!

     I tried to download the proposed health care bill, and to no great surprise, after waiting and waiting and waiting for it to load, I was informed that “the size of this text may cause my computer to slow down or not respond to commands”.  Since I’ve downloaded even a book on this thing, I don’t think the size of the text was the problem.  I don’t think they really want us to read it until it’s too late. (There goes the conspiracy theorist in me again).

     Maybe I’ll try it one more time ~ so if I get sucked into the void of “information that we must hide from the general public”, you’ll know where I went!!